Pantomime Family

aka the Killer Clowns from Khartoum!

Comical NPCs

Stephen J. Smoogen
* - name supplied from me, Bruce, the editor, mostly because I like alliteration. :)


Notes: All of the clowns listed below are of Evil Inclination. Bwa ha ha!

Bozo

Possibilities: 17

DEX 10

STR 8

TOU 8

PER 12

MIN 10

CHA 12

SPI 8

Equipment:

Fingerknives damage STR+4/12 (Nile gadget power:Ignore Armour), Acidflower, damage 17.

Quote:

"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Boy, that acid creme pie always gets me!"

Power Flaw:

Loses power if he harms a child and is stymied for the remainder of the scene.

Description:

That fun loving morning buddy of kids everywhere took a real bad turn in Cairo. He comes with clown suit, big shoes, and a big flower. His plans usually deal with setting up circuses, knocking out everyone, and taking their money. He hates stormers and their continual meddling, and will try to capture them for bizzare death traps.


Name: Zobo

Possibilities: 10

DEX 10

STR 10

TOU 10

PER 10

MIN 8

CHA 7

SPI 8

Notes: Zobo is Bozo's twin brother.

Equipment:

Joy Buzzer damage 14, Acidflower, damage 14 (1-3 m range), Acid bottle, damage 15 (1-3 m range) [damage 20 if entire bottle used]

Quote:

"Boy kids, do you want to see me cut the great Reynaldo in half again?"

Power Flaw:

Loses power for act if he harms a child.

Description:

Looks like his brother Bozo, but is much less charismatic. He has a great hatred for stage magicians, since one nearly led to his death in Philadelphia during the invasion (He was selected by Mobius to scout out America and see if he could find help Baruuh Kaah.) He is much more physical and much, much less subtle than Bozo, always trying to get things done as fast as possible.


Zoob

Possibilities: 10

DEX 10

STR 8

TOU 8

PER 10

MIN 10

CHA 12

SPI 8

Notes: Zoob is the twin sister of both Bozo and Zobo twin sister. Her brothers typically underrate her abilities, usually putting her on the sideline during important missions. Her S.O.P. is to tease and tempt, and then trick, a man out of what she wants. Depending on how the party acts, she is closest to being inclination seduced, but she may also richochet the worst if they fail.

Equipment:

Joy Buzzer damage 14, Acidflower, damage 14 (1-3 m range), Acid bottle, damage 15 (1-3 m range) [damage 20 if entire bottle used]

Quote:

"Hey teenager, want to saddle up here and take a seat?" <>

Description:

Close your eyes and try and imagine a slinky, sexy clown. If you can then you've got Zoob. She wears very tight clown clothes that aren't that garish or wild. Usually black and white. She has red auburn hair, and a tempting smile.


Booz

Possibilities 8

DEX 8

STR 8

TOU 8

PER 8

MIN 13

CHA 8

SPI 8

Notes: The youngest brother of the Pantomine family, Booz has been the kid who sits back and tinkers while his brothers went off to pop off banks. His specialty in science has been to augment people into clownoids... loyal idiots that are tough enough to handle stormers. He is the only one of the family who really appreciates Zoob, and is VERY protective of her. He prefers to entertain people by pantomine and has been known to stare people into giving them their money.

Equipment:

Armour clown suit TOU+7/15,STR+7/15 Flight 10.

Quote:

"Stormers, meet my clowns..."


Unnamed NPC

NPC Clown thug type A (5 in gang)

Possibilities: 5 each

DEX 8

STR 14/17*

TOU 14/17/20**

PER 8

MIN 8

CHA 7

SPI 7

* - Superattribute. ** - Superattribute and armored clown suits.

Notes: Created by Booz from normal thugs. Being the big, strong, insanely-tittering thug types that they are, they are particularly vulnerable to tricks. Their opponents receive an Up condition when playing tricks.

Equipment:

Clown Suits (TOU +3).

Quote:

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" (Not too stable, are we?)

Description:

Big, bulky clowns who are usually about 8 ft tall. Like to juggle bears.


Unamed

NPC Clown thug type B (10 in gang)

DEX 10
  • Fire combat 11
  • Unarmed combat 11
  • Melee weapons 11

STR 10
  • Lifting 11

TOU 10/13*

PER 7
  • Trick 9

MIN 7
  • Test 9

CHA 7
  • Taunt 9

SPI 7
  • Intimidation 13

* - armored clown suits.

Notes on Killer Clowns: Depending on the mood of the game, these clowns can be anything from comic relief to murderous jokers (but remember they have to have a sense of humour) Zobo is the most murderous of them, and Booz is the most comic. I've played them in the past when being hit, bouncing around like toons...

Equipment:

Tommygun (DV 20), clown suits (TOU+3).

Quote:

"Hey Bozo, do we off them or what?"


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